Would you rather have all chandeliers in the world immediately fall to the ground, or have all toilets immediately turn into two-foot-wide, vastly deep holes?
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You've got to assume there are more ppl seated on commodes than standing beneath chandeliers. What's more, ppl under chandeliers are more likely to have experienced a better than average share of hedonic fulfillment up until the chandelier crashes down
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Chandeliers falling means they can be repaired. Toilet holes means mass death and injury. Chandeliers it is.
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I'm not a Marxist, but everyone who doesn't choose the 1st option is an enemy of the proletariat.
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The bigger and richer the chandelier the bigger the gruesome accidental deaths of people that can give away their wealth to the next of kin. The phenomenon would be a sign of something supernatural to treat life differently. The toilet option is hell for humanity
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There are a lot of toilets not on the first floor of a building!
A better q might be to replace chandeliers with "light fixtures" overall. That one would be a lot harder. There just aren't many chandeliers in the world.
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This was an easy one. What if instead, all toilets turned into squat toilets and the excess porcelain was turned into figurines and tableware.
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Apparently I’m really basic because I always answer in the majority in your twitter polls
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