Preemptive coughing as soon as you hear door open / footsteps down corridor
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This is the correct answer.
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“Who’s there!?”
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"Was it your purpose to scare the shit out of me?"
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This happened at a Starbucks last week 10 seconds after I entered. I opened the door and said, “Can I help you?”
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Hm. This never actually happened (that I'd remember anyway), so... no idea.
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I wanna say, you like watersports?
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Taken, seats taken
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"Finally, reinforcements have arrived!"
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