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Have you ever masturbated to me?

No, sounds unappealing
18.7%
No, but sounds appealing
35.6%
Yes, a few times
34.9%
Yes, a lot
10.8%

2,831 votesFinal results

7:19 PM · May 28, 2019

williamhcarlton

@williamhcarlton

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Had to go with "does not sound appealing" bc there was no "hasn't crossed my mind" option.

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Yup many many many times

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-cough cough-

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Unfortunately not. I havent had the privilege of seeing your works yet

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im looking forward to the next run of askhole

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EvilKittyinaSweater

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if there were pies involved most likely

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*checks her media for hawt T&A shotz*

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No, but i have watched your cam shows.

Djinn, Wielder of Mysteries

@ADjinnAndTonic

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Been here since the gnomes.

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I think sometimes your Twitter polls are too absurd to warrant an answer. This one is too narcissistic.

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