Like we have breakfast foods, I wish we had traditional alcohols for different situations. What would be the alcohol for 'just had a breakup'? For 'gettin ready to bang'? For 'business meeting', for 'celebration', for 'i am 21 look how free I am'?
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actual answer: that's what branding tries to do with varying success
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There are tons of these in various subcultures but the monetary incentives to pretend yours is the alcohol for every situation are very high.
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We totally do though. For celebration you drink champagne, for a business meeting men drink scotch or whiskey, getting drunk off shots at a bar is considered traditional when very stressed, etc.
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We do. Champagne, Tequila, Single Malt, Champagne, Gin and Tonic. In order. For ‘I’m sophisticated’ there’s a variation on Red Wine, for ‘hang with buddies’ it’s beer.
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Whiskey for breakup and business meeting, champagne for gettin ready to bang and celebration (though I celebrate with whiskey), beer for 21 and free. I hear the Germans drink a bit of beer in the morning, for work, because the calories wake you up.
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As your self-medicating skills advance, you will get past what alcohol to pair with your life event to inventing life events to pair with your alcohol. Soon after, the meetings begin....
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