Would you rather get audited every single year you file taxes, or have to spend hours every Easter slowly and thoroughly sucking clean the toes of an only mildly hygenic older man?
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Audited is manageable if you keep good records and don't get greedy. Dirty toe sucking is revolting.
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At some point I'll learn what you need for an audit. So after the first few years you'll figure out.
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Screw kink shaming or hate of the taxman. This is about if I would rather get a fungal infecting on my tongue annually or not.