1) are you hotter than an 8 out of ten? 2) are you into old fat guys? 3) are you female? Seriously though. I'd rather be by myself. but if forced I'd ask. 1) are you creative? 2) are you self-reliant? 3) do you drink alcohol? That would pretty much square me away for partying.
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1. What's black and white and red all over? 2. Have you ever really been experienced? 3. Do you eat cheese?
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Do you like science fiction? Do you think it's ok to joke about anything? Do you think you're very unusual?
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Party: Are you human? (correct answer is no) Elevator: 1) Do you believe in free speech for everyone? 2) Do you believe people can change? 3) Do you believe morals can come outside of God? Hang out with: 1) Cats or Dogs 2) Stay in or Go out 3) Stand Up or Rom Com
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1) Have you ever huffed nitrous while faced on acid? 2) Does this rag smell like chloroform? 3) Hmm. Rubber nipples. Nope, don't need any...but do you have any rubber walrus protectors?pic.twitter.com/bVXCGADEkT
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Do you mind if I talk about black holes? How about Transformers? Ok, who has mushrooms?
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Do you have any plans to survive the collapse of civilization? Do you try to purge contradictions, logical inconsistencies and beliefs inconsistent with evidence from your mental model of reality ? Do you have time in your life for a new friend? Looking for a yes on all three
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Who is better: the Philly Phanatic or the San Diego Chicken? Which movie do you prefer: Cloud Atlas p.s. Life of Pi? Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?
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Are you long the Vix? Do you deadlift? Don’t need a third.
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Haha yes! Excellent way to weed out the assholes. Optional 4th question: was Ayn Rand a genius?
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