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Merry Christmas! If you had to get fucked by one of the following, you'd choose:

Santa
23.5%
Two reindeer
5.7%
Three drunk elves
48.1%
Santa's sentient sled
22.8%

1,317 votesFinal results

9:46 PM · Dec 25, 2018

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Do the elves have to be all at once?

Andrés Stevens

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The quality content I followed for.

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What's the gender make up of the elves?

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We can only hope the results never change

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@MegaTechCorp82

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Merry Chri-WTF????

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Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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going with the

choice on this one

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Eleves could be female soo...id take it

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Santa: married. Reindeer: nah, son. Elves: them being drunk is a no. Sentient sled: why not? Sentient [insert thing here] is literally a one-of-a-kind sex experience.

walter rosenbaum

@RosenbaumWalter

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Air tight

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