I've somewhat learned to control my heart beat, and it really hasn't benefited me at all...
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This might be my fav poll yet
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I want my hair longer so I'd grow it like a mad cunt
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Hair growing is the only one with an immediate financial impact (no more hairdressers) that I can think of - big advantage.
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I don't want conscious control over any of those things, but forgetting to grow my hair seems less of a problem than the other two!
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Clarification: it's not hair you can kill for, it's hair you can kill with.
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The fuck, why'd I want to kill myself by falling asleep?
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"Sleep" not included, because it's the obvious answer (?)
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Are you kidding me? I can eat all the food!!!!!pic.twitter.com/Dptnk6uXHp
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