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You'd rather have conscious control over:

Your heart beating
9.6%
Your hair growing
50.6%
Your digestion
39.8%

1,219 votesFinal results

9:42 AM · Dec 23, 2018

Andrew Peterson

@FungalRaincloud

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I've somewhat learned to control my heart beat, and it really hasn't benefited me at all...

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This might be my fav poll yet

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I want my hair longer so I'd grow it like a mad cunt

Thomas Twenhöven

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Hair growing is the only one with an immediate financial impact (no more hairdressers) that I can think of - big advantage.

Hazily Rational

@HazilyRational

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I don't want conscious control over any of those things, but forgetting to grow my hair seems less of a problem than the other two!

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@jspreddy_actual

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Definitely not because of this. m.ranker.com/list/anime-cha

1

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The fuck, why'd I want to kill myself by falling asleep?

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"Sleep" not included, because it's the obvious answer (?)