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When I encounter an animal with a baby I'm afraid of it; when I encounter a human with a baby i'm like 'you must be responsible, can you watch my purse'

12:41 AM · Sep 12, 2018

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Well, if the baby is the animal's they'll be protective...if it's not, their probably going to eat it and shouldn't be approached anyway. Humans with babys should be avoided as well, though.

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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"Hi, I'm Mr./ Ms. Gonna Steal Yo Purse! It's a pleasure to meet you; please allow yourself to be distracted by my tiny human accomplice."

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Dude, parents with a baby are about 7 missed-hours-of-sleep away from making some kind of huge mistake.

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