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Can you fit a toilet paper roll around your erect penis?

Yes
44.2%
Just barely/sometimes
17.7%
No
26.2%
I don't have a penis
11.9%

2,213 votesFinal results

10:15 PM · Aug 19, 2018

Geoffrey Miller

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Our paper here reviewed the scientific literature on average length and girth, FWIW: static1.squarespace.com/static/58e2a71

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@quinnessential

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I can fit a toilet paper roll inside my urethra... With the paper still on it.

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KEVIN M. PIASTRA™

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And yes I’m longer than one

Hein Haraldson Berg

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@finnishdelight

you did this to yourself

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No — it’s not the diameter, it’s the curvature.

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Not all rolls are created equal!

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