I accidentally developed a really effective way to deal with strangers hitting on me, which is to stare at them with a completely unchanging, neutral expression and ask autistically, "are you trying to have sex with me?"
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I don't mean this re: catcalling, which usually happens as I walk by, I mean when I'm doing something like standing outside a store waiting for a friend and the person actively approaches me.
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That's kind of hot, actually. I appreciate someone getting right to the point. "Not right this moment, but my statements were indeed meant as a prelude to further interactions leading to a deeper connection and potential for eventual coitus, yes."
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But what if that's exactly how the stranger in question is already hitting on you
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"I have no intention of having sex with you." Again, stated with zero facial expression.
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I wouldn't recommend that strategy in Quantico, Virginia. It might not work as well as you'd hoped. #USMC
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How do the young moms with poetic, politically and socially aware 3 year old kids compete with this level of that happened tweet.
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