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Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
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Why are things transported on a ship called cargo and things transported by car called shipments?
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You must never have had a penis with a UTI.
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Why don’t some fire hoes come out of a firehose?

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Why does the distance between my thumb and index finger feel like miles when they touch?
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Because life isn’t as awesome as you imagination.
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Same can be asked of the garden hose and its inability to spray out a damn small crop garden for me haha
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Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
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Because we already call that a flamethrower?
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