You know all the bubbles that go GLUG GLUG when you get water out of a water cooler? Can you imagine how weird that would feel if air bubbles GLUG GLUGed into your bladder whenever you urinated? Thank you, evolution god, for sparing us. We do not deserve such grace.
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there's a disproportionately high amount of likes compared to retweets on this tweet you cowards
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I am looking forward to replace everything in my abdomen with a single cartridge that I change once a week. Will it glug?
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Done.
But, you are NOT going to like where you change out the cartridges.
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It would take about 5 seconds for someone to find a way to fetishize it if it wasn't pleasurable on its own already.
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That's because rather than our urine being stored in an inflexible container it is in a bladder that contracts as it empties. A rigid bladder would be wholly impractical.
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Not exactly the same thing, but I once had my bladder scoped by a urologist, with the result that the next time I peed a bunch of air came out. Wee-wee farts. It was wild and wonderful. Sounded like normal farts but higher-pitched.
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