there's a disproportionately high amount of likes compared to retweets on this tweet you cowards
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I am looking forward to replace everything in my abdomen with a single cartridge that I change once a week. Will it glug?
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Done. But, you are NOT going to like where you change out the cartridges.
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Yours doesn't glug? You might want to get that checked out.
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It would take about 5 seconds for someone to find a way to fetishize it if it wasn't pleasurable on its own already.
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evolution god is a pretty good oxymoron
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That's because rather than our urine being stored in an inflexible container it is in a bladder that contracts as it empties. A rigid bladder would be wholly impractical.
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To be honest, I'd love it if I made a GLUG GLUG noise when I peed.
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Thank GOD for the elastic bladder!
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Not exactly the same thing, but I once had my bladder scoped by a urologist, with the result that the next time I peed a bunch of air came out. Wee-wee farts. It was wild and wonderful. Sounded like normal farts but higher-pitched.
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