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Microwaves and electricity (but only at the right frequencies) may selectively excite nerve endings without doing much actual damage to the tissue around them. A pain ray is probably not cheap/easy (the military research is expensive), but there ought to be guidelines for zappers
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Pressing? All you need is the ground and a board that will handle the stones or weights you put onto the board to press you into pain.