people are filling my DM’s with the nicest messages as a response to this. i’m actually at home sick with the flu and y’all made my day better 
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my favorite thing in the world is responding to my hateful messages and seeing how fast i can change their mood.pic.twitter.com/4Ihz5dSc27
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people are asking me to share more of the weird messages i get. none are as good as the top post in this thread. i’m trying to find one where the guy in the 2nd pic eventually gave me his workout routine
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this is wiiiild
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someday i’m gonna print these out and put them in an art gallery
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i wish strangers would send me hateful dm’s
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follow me back and u might get lucky b
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Omg
this is epicThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Love this
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Is this real omg
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HAHAH wtf
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