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@AdrianEdmondson

I want to be clear - I don't believe anything I say and my views are not my views.

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  1. 12 hours ago

    They never showed me this at Sunday school.

    Raquel Welch (1966)
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  2. Retweeted
    Jul 8

    Stop what you’re doing and watch this please. One of the greatest deliveries of all time.

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  3. 24 hours ago

    I found holding the microphone very tiring in the old days, so I got this other bloke to hold it for me. (Photo: Kevin Cummins)

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  4. Jul 5

    To all professionals in the film, television, theatre, entertainment, and arts world, join the challenge to post a photo of you in your job. Just a picture, no description. The goal is to flood social media with our profession. Copy the text and post a pic.

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  5. Jul 5

    No - I’M running for president.

    394 replies 475 retweets 9,619 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    Trump on January 22 (1 confirmed US case, 0 deaths): "We have it totally under control." Trump on July 2 (2.7 million US cases, 128,000 deaths): It's "getting under control." Wrong both times.

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    I have a Carl Reiner story that I hold very dear to me. I figured I'd share it today, on the day of his passing, because I hope it will bring some other people some joy the way it does me.

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  8. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    Looking forward to working with these two again soon. It hasn't always been easy.

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  9. Jul 1

    Don’t know if we’ll be allowed to use words like ‘schadenfreude’ after 1st January, but this is hilarious.

    Just had conversation with a British couple who have a holiday home near us. They voted for Brexit and have made no arrangements whatsoever for what happens on Jan 1. They have now discovered the reality of their situation. The blame apparently is with "Brussels".
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  10. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    As I've banged on about before on here, all these "I'm fiercely intelligent now fuck orf" guys just desperately want to be Martin Amis or Christopher Hitchens. All of them. Loved Tintin as kids and Jenny Agutter as adolescents. They're a type.

    Dominic Cummings has more recently very carefully cultivated a big tough scary snarly-faced early eighties Children's BBC 'thug kid' image, but always remember this is what he really looks like. Wouldn't be so hard without all his mates, would he?
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  11. Jun 29

    On to top it all the long range forecast says this long spell of cold rain will be replaced in July by... a long spell of warm rain.

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  12. Jun 29

    Three times to Wembley in four years and we’ve lost them all: I’m off to get completely corrugated.

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  13. Jun 29

    Managed to down 3 pints of cardboard bitter during the break, now desperate for a cardboard wee...

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  14. Jun 29

    Dear could you please take my cut-out to the bar during the break? I need a drink!

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  15. Jun 29

    ‘The winning team will lift this trophy off a disinfected plinth’ (Sky Sports commentator)

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  16. Retweeted
    Jun 27

    It appears that Mr. Bark wanted his toy 🤣🧸🐶🐾💕

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  17. Jun 29

    Me, Pete and Adam have come to Wembley early to soak up the atmosphere. Crowd very well behaved. Hope it doesn’t rain or we might get a bit soggy. Come on you mighty Grecians!

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    Jun 27
    Replying to

    I'd shag you absolutely silly.

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  19. Jun 26

    Not so much ‘separated at birth’ as ‘separated by the bouncers’.

    35 replies 28 retweets 682 likes
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  20. Jun 26

    4th time off to Wembley to support on Monday. Though this time only attending in cut-out form. Wonder if I’ll be siiting next to Mr. Coldplay? He seems to have a better body for a cut-out... I’ve lost the top of my head and a shoulder.

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