Sitting here crying with laughter at a TIFU story I heard narrated, about someone spraying Diet Pepsi on an airport queue. :'D
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Oh god then the following story ended with this line and I'm dying:
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"Now I'm back to having sex how God intended. A minute or two of pumping and an apology after."
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OMG now someone managed to get her house infested with tarantulas because she forgot to turn the stove off for broth.
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Replying to @NoSleepOlivia @owlcavedev
I heard about that one, that was hilarious.
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