You got to he dumb as hell to chase a moose. They are huge, bad tempered, and strong as fuck. They will mess you up.
@DarthGrouch moose give no fucks at all. In my city one got loose from the zoo or something and went on a rampage.
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@AdmiralHip sometimes they will just wander into a town bored and fuck things up. Moose have no fucks to give about anything. -
@DarthGrouch they're the crotchety old mountain men of the animal kingdom
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