Actually @AdmiralHip is attracted to my WARM PERSONALITY which I use as a veneer to distract her from my catastrophic failures as a person
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Replying to @AlexDJones
It's been almost two years now and
@AlexDJones has yet to discover that I am, in fact, a dinosaur. MORE ON THAT STORY AS IT DEVELOPS.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @AdmiralHip
@AdmiralHip though I was going to say "tiny space lizard in a human-like robot costume"1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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