Actually @AdmiralHip is attracted to my WARM PERSONALITY which I use as a veneer to distract her from my catastrophic failures as a person
It's been almost two years now and @AlexDJones has yet to discover that I am, in fact, a dinosaur. MORE ON THAT STORY AS IT DEVELOPS.
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@AdmiralHip FUCK YOU THAT WAS GOING TO BE MY FACEBOOK POST ON OUR ANNIVERSARY YOU PERFECT, BEAUTIFUL ASSHOLE <3 -
@AlexDJones LMFAOOOOOOO
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@AdmiralHip though I was going to say "tiny space lizard in a human-like robot costume" - End of conversation
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