So one of the things discussing HIDDEN PITFALLS OF MASCULINITY on Twitter has made me realize is that I'm gonna have to discuss socks with anyone I date because my husband fucked me up about socks.
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I was all "Omg women are gonna steal my flannel shirts" and some people were all "and socks" and my immediate thought was "I will fucking ransack your living quarters to get my socks back and then I will fucking dump you" which is...extreme.
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But back when I finally lost my shit and moved out of the marital bedroom and into my craft room, my husband engaged in absolutely bizarre retaliation by...taking all the socks in the house and hiding them. I was left with like 2 pairs of socks.
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I do not require speculation on what he was doing with the socks, thanks. It was just really fucking bizarre.
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So I bought myself more socks, what the fuck ever, that's what Patreon is for. One night I put my laundry in the dryer and then forgot it and went to bed and when I got up he had fucking taken the socks out of my laundry.
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I remember this, what the fuck
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