man who the fuck invented bread like who looked at this plant and was like "hey alright we're gonna eat this. but not the main bit, don't eat that, we're gonna eat this little fussy bit at the top. but don't just eat it! first we gotta pulverize the shit out of it, like really
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just grind it like it insulted your mother. then we gotta mix it with some water, fat, and yeast. you think it looks good, right? DON'T TOUCH THAT SHIT. now we gotta just let it CHILL for a LONG TIME cause guess what that shit is gonna get BIGGER. and now that you're sure
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there's a goddamn alien in your goopy wheat blob let's apply EXTREME HEAT. alright, eat up!"
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tl;dr bread is the firmest evidence for the intervention of deities in early civilization
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I bet beer came before bread and they just added some of the old stuff from making beer and added it to some other stuff, found that it rose and heeeey you got some leavened bread! Unleavened bread was probably the first bread product.
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