Anyway apparently even if someone gets decapitated in a car wreck the study must pause briefly to make sure the vaccine was not the cause of death.
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Once the doc saw a patient who was in a motorcycle accident and in the course of getting imaging because of that they found this huge cyst on her spleen. Turns out she grew up on a sheep farm and it was an encysted parasite!
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We also talked about brucellosis, tuberculosis, anthrax, coccidosis, and then the nurse getting me through this whole process came back in and took me away to get my blood sucked.
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BUT ALSO he hopes I don't grow tentacles because that would count as a Serious Adverse Event.
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Doctors: often very limited fun.
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I am now waiting to get stuck with a needle full of.... Who knows what. Not me!
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Other experiments have cool tote bags. I get a plastic bag. It contains a sticker and also a prepaid card that is going to purchase my groceries this week because apparently they are going to pay me to get shot up with a mystery syringe.pic.twitter.com/G9mHeKwmu2
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The bag has this sticker in it, which is pretty awesome. I do not feel like a hero, though. I just feel like we need to fucking end this, and I'm in a position to help vaccine development along.pic.twitter.com/cfa9NGwE10
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These shoes both belong to women in their 60s with haircuts suggesting they want to talk to the manager. I stood up to get a snack and they did the HOLY SHIT TATTOOS double take and then the OH GOD A TATTOOED FREAK staring until I got my shot.pic.twitter.com/6gIAYebkwI
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Having gotten my shot I have now been shuffled off into this room to wait for 30 minutes. I would still like a cigarette but I think I get one soon!pic.twitter.com/p0EqkIy1xo
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Thanks for doing this, and I’m glad they are paying you also. AND free stuff is always good.
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