Oh my gaaaawd, way to make me gag. November has to be locker room toe fungi smell.
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Fine but December better be unwashed uggs and yoga pants or I’m quitting this marketing team.
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Replying to @BlackPhDE @ISASaxonists and
It will have to have a dash of pumpkin spice to “remind us of more normal times”.
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It'll just have an orange powder on it that they claim is pumpkin spice but it's just corner dust collected en masse and sprinkled on the chips.
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The masses would probably want some flavor to go with their “Chardonnay all day” and “Rosé say yay” signs they picked up at Hobby Lobby. I’m guessing either “Old Money” or “No Prenup” might cater to that crowd.
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That one will be called Live, Laugh, Love flavor.
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Oh I got another one: rotten sourdough starter at the back of the fridge
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Lol, did someone let their sourdough starter pack go rotten in the back of their fridge?
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Lmao not me but I bet it’s happened
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Hahaha
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The stuff smells bad even when it’s good.
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