Oh the year's not over yet!
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Oh and we can’t forget mask breath and burps. That definitely is up there as a contender for the 2020 lays chip flavor of the year. Nasty chip flavors deserve contests too because
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Oh my gaaaawd, way to make me gag. November has to be locker room toe fungi smell.
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Fine but December better be unwashed uggs and yoga pants or I’m quitting this marketing team.
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Replying to @BlackPhDE @ISASaxonists and
It will have to have a dash of pumpkin spice to “remind us of more normal times”.
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It'll just have an orange powder on it that they claim is pumpkin spice but it's just corner dust collected en masse and sprinkled on the chips.
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I could also see dyed toilet paper dust as a possibility, it’s collected and then sprayed with some fake cinnamon scent.
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Ok that's even better/worse. We forgot to add those toilet bowl disk things as a flavor. Do those exist still? God we're disgusting but this year has been haaaaard.
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How about toe lint from the fuzzy socks we’ve all been wearing
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