So presumably @HalstedMedieval's house has all of these packets or am I expected to travel into the mayonnaise mines for one? So many questions.
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Replying to @ISASaxonists @AdmiralHip
brb renaming my house "the mayonnaise mines"
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Replying to @HalstedMedieval @ISASaxonists
Chris is a mayo baron, he’s got a well in his basement.
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Replying to @ISASaxonists @HalstedMedieval
And it’s haunted by a ghost who hates it when people season their food.
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Also I hope you’re on board with our special white person spicy saucepic.twitter.com/lzaRrWIJcq
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Lemme tell you all a story about when I moved to the UK for grad school. Before I moved my parents went out to lunch with their white friends and one lady was SO upset abt me moving to the UK b/c she believed there was no peanut butter there. She was deeply concerned abt that.
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Replying to @ISASaxonists @HalstedMedieval
LMAO. Well, it certainly isn’t as common but that is...what. Lol.
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Replying to @AdmiralHip @HalstedMedieval
It was creepy how she was fixated on peanut butter. No one cares about your fetish, Karen. Also another one of their friends (ok I use this term loosely) asked me if I was driving to the UK. Yes, I'm driving across the Atlantic ocean.
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I had a work friend ask me how I was moving to Ireland.
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Replying to @AdmiralHip @HalstedMedieval
Hot air balloon, naturally.pic.twitter.com/vQamx6JHdg
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Replying to @ISASaxonists @HalstedMedieval
Oh I was gonna ride a dolphin.
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