Parenting is basically all trolling harder all the time
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Kid you are seven. I have been hating authority for 31 more years than you. Kid is now writing an actual apology to her teacher and then we can get started on the disrespect she showed me
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Fuck authority but what we won’t do is be rude simply because someone is kindly sharing their wisdom Lesson fucking well learned Parenting achievement unlocked
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The best and most salient curse is “may you have children just like you”
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Kid is now in legit tears and she’s writing not just a paragraph apology, she has sixteen whole sentences because she had the balls to tell me she could do my job Cool cool cool, that’ll be four paragraphs in your first person narrative nonfiction then
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I’m so fucked when the hormones start, god help me She’s seven I’m so screwed
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I’m sorry you what now My seven year old threw an epic tantrum and we explained that actually you can’t just go around being a dick and you have a problem with this?
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Seriously, writing an essay is not that punitive. Relax. Also, it’s none of your business.
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