Go steal horses
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Replying to @NeolithicSheep
I need to sell jewellery, so I can buy the horse-stealing!
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Replying to @NeolithicSheep
Thank you. I shall go purchase the horse-stealing. And have dinner while it's downloading.
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Replying to @AdmiralHip @OiShinyThings
NOW JACK CAN SLIDE DOWN PYRAMIDS WITH US
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Replying to @NeolithicSheep @AdmiralHip
You might want to bring your expectations to "Fall off some pyramids with us". Possibly while on fire. And being laughed at by a camel.
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Replying to @OiShinyThings @AdmiralHip
You can't fall off the pyramids, you slide! But yes you will catch on fire
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Replying to @NeolithicSheep @OiShinyThings
In recent shenanigans, I tried to stealth kill some guys who were asleep, hit a pot filled with pitch or something which then lit on fire and then I died.
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Replying to @AdmiralHip @NeolithicSheep
That is going to be me *a lot*. Also, I will be lost. I don't know how, I am never lost in real life, but any video game is a constant "I lost my house/I don't know where I am." Even if it's not possible to be lost, I will be. And it baffles me.
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The game has a good feature where you can follow the road automatically with your camel or horse or whatever to your objective. Makes it much easier. I also get lost in games loads but I have a great sense of direction IRL.
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Replying to @AdmiralHip @NeolithicSheep
It's so weird - I play a lot of Minecraft or 7 Days To Die and such and they have landmarks, and yet lost every time. But drop me in a field in the real world and I'll find where I'm meant to be.
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Ok now I have to load this up just so I can catch fire while lost. Then also fall from a great height into water because that’s my signature gaming move.
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