ME: It’s been a couple months! Let’s try a cup of caffeinated coffee with my ADHD meds!
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I was gonna post the Spongebob One Hour Later meme here but it turns out that was just a lot of effort to track down.
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KEVIN: You should eat a food. ME: I CAN SEE TIME and honestly it looks a bit like heat haze over concrete, which is interesting? Nobody visualizes time properly it’s always calendar pages or spinning newspapers but I think heat haze is much more accurate oh hmm I’m in the garage
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I am very shaky, but I cannot rule out the possibility that I am actually very still and the universe is trembling.
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This was unwise. May I suggest that you do not do this, internet? I’m glad I picked a weekend a for it.
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Do you have anything with vitamin C? Orange juice or something? It can help pass the caffeine.
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