Shakeweight, MLM leggings bought on FB, 37 Yeti tumblers with decals that say Live Laugh Love and Messy Bun, Gettin ‘Er Done, two pairs of Tieks and a Michael Kors bag they want to sell on Poshmark but haven’t, 58 bad Yelp reviews, the affair with that one coworker, Paula Deen.https://twitter.com/almondtiddies/status/1221888587412668417 …
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Socks that say IF YOU CAN READ THIS BRING ME WINE on the bottoms; a leatherette photo album of wedding pictures, possibly from her previous marriage, but either way she’s still making minimum payments on the wedding debt credit card; Fifty Shades of Grey; Hitachi Magic Wand
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A half pack of the Marlboro Light Menthols that she sometimes sneaks when the kids are at a sleepover; Pinterest boards full of ideas to organize kid shit in the back seat of a crossover SUV; Instant Pot recipes; the N-word, which she also still sneaks sometimes
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Don’t forget all the fridge magnets about how it’s always happy hour.
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