I just tried to explain to Shep and my husband about how my boyfriend used to wear my mother’s underwear because he said it was comfortable and they just looked at each other and then looked at me and Shep just said “Oh, bless,” and suddenly I question whether that was normal.
-
Show this thread
-
I mean, it was in high school so I never thought about it before this exact moment but they are implying heavily that perhaps comfort was not foremost in the gentleman’s mind.
5 replies 2 retweets 452 likesShow this thread -
He took it out of the laundry because he said his was dirty and then just kept wearing them and THEY ARE STILL LOOKING AT ME AS I TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS and I’m suddenly thinking perhaps that was above my paygrade at sixteen.
19 replies 4 retweets 652 likesShow this thread -
Also, these were supposed to be chakra healing underwear and I started the story with the time my mom had a yogi living with her but then I got into the underwear thing and they both did the thing where they tilt their heads sideways like confused dogs and stared at me.
29 replies 4 retweets 585 likesShow this thread -
Someone tell Shep and my husband that I’m totally a mature adult.
22 replies 0 retweets 450 likesShow this thread -
IN MY DEFENSE I LIVED IN OREGON IN THE EIGHTIES
23 replies 6 retweets 471 likesShow this thread
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.