Archaeologists: Amazingly, the 3000 yr old flask still had a viscous brown liquid inside
People: did you drink it?
Archaeologists: lab tests confirmed it as early beer, used in ritual ceremonies
People: I'd drink it
Archaeologists: no
People: for science!
Archaeologists: 
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that's exactly what someone trying to hog all the bog butter would say
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I cannot stress enough, do not eat the bog butter.
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