Has anyone investigated why the majority of ships in #AssCreed and are crewed by male voice choirs? Seriously real sailors don't sing this well. Trust me, I know.
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Also I bought Alexios a unicorn to ride around on with some of his hard-earned drachmae. It is hilarious, not least because he is EXTREMELY unqualified to capture unicorns.
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The animal modelers need to move the front legs back just a squidge on all the equine models though. None of the equines have a chest. It's kind of disturbing.
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Markos you shifty motherfucker I oughta kick you off a mountain.
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Had to go back to Mykonos for a thing last night. Couldn't find my girlfriend! I kind of hate that about Ubisoft. Since all these people are ahistorically literate, Ubisoft, have them send letters at least after declaring love.
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We'll ignore the part where Alexios added yet another woman he slept with to his ship crew after literally reenacting the Hunger Games.
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Also, met [redacted] and it was a complete anticlimax which Ubisoft followed up by yanking me out to the frame story. Ugh. Ubisoft, no one buys these games to be forced to play as modern people.
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But anyway the obligation to continue our special bloodline came up and I was very sad Alexios did not have an option to tell [redacted] not to worry, he's been gleefully ensuring the continuation of their family line all over the Aegean.
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So is our habit of stressing the antepenultimate syllable in ancient Greek names (eg SOCKruhtees vice sohKRAHtees) also a relic of the influence of classical Rome?
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Idk, Latin names often have similar emphasis. That might be on English speakers.
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