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@AddledPixie

Birdwatching is my cardio.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    24. srp 2017.

    I once found a deflated "Get Well Soon" balloon in a graveyard and there's never been anything more representative of the human condition.

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    3. velj

    This really messed with my head for a few minutes before I realised

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    3. velj

    Phone banking is a cool thing to do if you ever want to realize just how many men do not want you to talk to their wives about politics

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    prije 4 sata

    A new study shows that people who have a rich social life, live longer. In other news, I died in 1982.

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    3. velj

    A shark, a crocodile and a giant spider walk into a bar. There’s no punchline. It’s just a typical night in Australia.

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    prije 8 sati

    [at the supermarket] Her: Do we need toilet paper? Me: Nah. We have tons. You might even say we’re- Her: Please don’t. Me: -flush with it.

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    6. kol 2016.

    Any guy that holds his cigarette like it's a joint can't date my daughter. I don't have a daughter. I'm just telling the universe now.

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    Good morning to everyone except the people who use the phrase "boys will be boys" to excuse inappropriate behavior toward women

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    16. lis 2015.

    Instead of telling your daughter the boy who hit her likes her, tell her he's a little asshole. It'll help her much more later on in life.

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  10. prije 6 sati

    Of course I’m going to help him. The tension and strain of our differences can’t stand up to the love of our family. Take care of your people. Spend time with them when you can, and while you are able.

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  11. prije 6 sati

    My dad doesn’t need help selecting a location, not really. He could look up all of the guidelines, and he’s more than capable of picking a spot all on his own. As soon as I read his reply, my heart warmed and I understood: it’s a way for us to spend a little time together.

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  12. prije 6 sati

    This past Christmas, I bought my dad a bluebird nest box identical to one I have. He was delighted. I just sent him a text with a few tips on when and where to place it, and he said he could use some help picking out a suitable spot.

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  13. prije 6 sati

    For my part, I began reading a crime novel series that he loves, not something I’d generally seek out, but which provides us great conversation. For my dad’s part, he began taking an interest in bird watching, and as most of you know, that’s my passion.

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  14. prije 6 sati

    My dad and I are divided politically, and it’s put a strain on our relationship, especially so since 2016. But we’ve each, whether consciously or unconsciously, looked for common ground to give us something to unite us; a balm for the wounds left by our political differences.

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  15. prije 18 sati

    I love a period piece, but honestly, like with anything set in the present, I’m just watching to see the moment when the two leads smash. The only difference is I’ll wear a frilly collar and have my pinky out while I watch.

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  16. prije 18 sati

    Lmao thinking about the crap ton of angel food cake we ate in the 80s thinking it would help make us skinny.

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  17. prije 19 sati

    Alone with my thoughts, like an hourglass running unobserved in an empty room.

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    prije 24 sata

    Just A Quick Reminder Of The Time Rush Limbaugh Mocked Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's By Pretending To Shake Uncontrollably.

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    BOTH of these women are and always will be sexy. I will not stand for Blanche Devereaux being disrespected.

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    If you’re ever concerned at a traffic stop that you’re about to fail a breathalyzer test, a great way to distract the police officers is to tell them about the dead body hidden in the trunk of your car.

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    2. velj

    This is the best thing you'll see today 😍

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