Adam "Possibly a Cat” SesslerVerified account

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Adam Sessler has come in from the cold with the new G4. A Founder of although he has nothing to do with the company or their representations.

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Joined May 2009

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  1. I think everyone but my penis feels that way.

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  2. THAT was the name of the show. I've been trying (no too hard) to remember.

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  3. Feb 13

    GOP witness Trump commit terrible crime in full daylight. GOP Senators: Didn't see nothing. Democrats: This is what you yourselves saw. It's on tape. GOP: Nope. Democrats: Would more witnesses convince you? GOP: Nope. Left Twitter: DAMN YOU DEMOCRATS.

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  5. The shelf of every William Faulkner novel (including a 1st edition), read them all in publication order last year.

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  6. We called their bluff and found a space we like waaaay more

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  7. So, because The Wife and I felt like things were too easy (and our previous landlord wouldn’t deal with the mold situation) we moved a few blocks away last week. Just settled into our new space finally and I have to call out her design acumen, I’m a happy camper.

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  9. Had the pleasure to spend an afternoon with the fun, talented and expert on all things virtually edible as we ranked videogame food, because....well, because.

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  13. Feb 12
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    Adam and Kevin rolling up like:

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  14. Dear people who can publish thing, i would very much like to read this.

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  17. yes please, it'll help reacclimate me and avoid getting the bends

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  18. as someone who was born in the Year of the Ox, i think this portends well. Except Matadors now scare me.

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  19. You kinda never forget the moment you go, "alright, that's it, i'm done no more for me..." just like you never forget the moment you go "Actually, on second thought....."

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