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@Acute_Tweetment

Mother,RN,loud laugher,fan of good hair days,trump resister. Costar w/ on a twitter comedy show. Currently on our first timeline world tour. 🌎👯‍♀️

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Dec 2018

    Fact: Wild otters clean, scrub & exfoliate their skin daily...It feels good & gives them a healthy glow. 😂

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  2. Fact: The Siberian Husky is a strong & fast medium sized sled dog...Known to be friendly & outgoing. Beautiful eyes & thick coats give them a natural ability to produce endlessly striking selfie poses. Even in very cold climates...if necessary. 🐶❤️📸😂

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  3. “You’ve got it! Good job! Yep. That’s the doggy paddle!!!” 🐶🐖😂❤️

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  4. “Alright, guys...don’t panic. There’s plenty of food to go around...Here ya go...” 😂❤️

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  5. 11 hours ago
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  6. Approximately 59,543 of my patients liked this tweet...because I told them to...or no pain meds...it was effective. 💊😂❤️ ***Kidding ***Maybe

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  7. I’m often reminded to try & keep my loud laughing down while talking with patients. But I never do... Also...I love my job! It makes me happy! Laughter, understanding, & friendships have the power to heal. ❤️💊

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  8. Sorry, kids...but there will likely come a time in your life when you’ll fully realize that—award shows & beauty pageants are totally ridiculous.

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  9. Sorry, but...the U.S. government is shut down, Mueller is on to something, & we have had a psychotic president embarrassing us for TWO years straight! And so—I’m not worried about who will host the Oscars. Not. At. All. It makes zero difference. I won’t be watching any of it.

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  10. During his years in the KGB...Putin learned how to spy, manipulate—& use an American President as his own personal puppet most effectively.

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  11. “Question. When is finally impeached & arrested...will he have to be charged as an actual adult? Or just as a minor?” ~Pretty Much Everyone

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  13. 30 Nov 2018

    When you’ve gotta copy off of someone else’s homework...😂

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  15. “Alright, guys...don’t panic. There’s plenty of food to go around...Here ya go...” 😂❤️

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  16. I HATE that I have the same exact dress....Yep...totally burning it...

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  17. Hang in there, kid. Keep doing your thing. Work hard. Don’t give up. And I’m pretty sure you’ll be a U.S. president some day. The GOP & their donors do NOT want that. Also—they can’t stop you from making it happen when the time is right. 🇺🇸❤️🙌🏼💥💅🏻

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  18. The results of my DNA test just came back. I’m part , , & ...❤️🇺🇸😂

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  19. I hear the GOP thinks women dancing are scandalous. Wait till they find out Congresswomen dance too! 💃🏽 Have a great weekend everyone :)

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  20. Jan 4

    This is soooo incredibly good! Why didn’t she use it in her campaign?!!! Love it!!! ❤️🇺🇸🙌🏼

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  21. “You’ve got it! Good job! Yep. That’s the doggy paddle!!!” 🐶🐖😂❤️

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