Neil Patrick Harris

@ActuallyNPH

Husband, father, random sayer of stuff. ALSO click the link below if you want to level up in Awesometown (or subscribe to exclusive content from yours truly).

ActorManhattanlandgetscriber.com/go@nphBorn June 15, 1973Joined November 2009

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Neil Patrick Harris

@ActuallyNPH

Jul 11, 2017

Utterly ignorant and classless, Mr. Woods. I'm friends with this family. You know not of what you speak, and should be ashamed of yourself.

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Jul 10, 2017

This is sweet. Wait until this poor kid grows up, realizes what you've done, and stuffs both of you dismembered into a freezer in the garage

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Guess what?

and I got married over the weekend. In Italy. Yup, we put the 'n' and 'd' in 'husband'.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Oct 31, 2014

Happy Halloween from Gotham City!!

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Sep 6, 2017

Happy Anniversary, David. It's so hard on Twitter to express my feelings toward you, with only 140 characters to do so. But I'll try: I lov

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Oct 12, 2020

Be you. Be proud. #NationalComingOutDay ❤️

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David Burtka

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Mar 31, 2014

To all who helped create #HIMYM, well played. To all who enjoyed watching it, I respectfully request the highest of fives. #thanks

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Apr 5, 2015

Happy Easter from the Burtka-Harris bunnies and one lil' chick!

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jan 22, 2017

Proud of all who marched and/or took action today around the world. It was inspiring and, try as others might, impossible to ignore.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Mar 31, 2019

Sorry I haven’t tweeted in a while. My son introduced me to this game called Hay Day, and now every time I open my phone to do anything, I just wind up harvesting crops and relocating my silo.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Apr 29, 2019

Game. Of. Thrones. Goodgod. Ohmygod. Thatwasbrilliant. #gameofthrones

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Feb 26, 2014

I just uttered my last word as Barney "Awesomepants" Stinson today. Nine years. Man, time sure flies when you're having fun...

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jan 8, 2018

Oprah is everything.

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I'm gagging over

and her halftime show. She was everything. Creative and fearless and inclusive. Loved.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Dec 25, 2018

As a tired parent, I’m legitimately stoked that the Barbie Dream Camper took no time to assemble. I’ve spent the last two hours appreciating that fact as I apply the 30+ stickers onto its various surfaces. #Christmas2018

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Sep 7, 2016

The twins' first day of kindergarten. So many feels: excited, nervous, giddy, wistful. But mostly proud. Can't wait to see who they become.

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Happy birthday,

! You're the coolest, hottest, awesomest girl I've ever had the pleasure to know/kiss/marry/divorce/love.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jan 14, 2018

I like how, when you type the word ‘trump’ on your iphone, it doesn’t autocorrect and capitalize the ‘T’. I’m okay with that.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jun 12, 2016

The tragedy in Orlando is just beyond sad. My deepest regrets to all those suffering. There are no words that suffice. I'm...stunned.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jan 16, 2017

'I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.' - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jul 20, 2013

Here’s a candid pic of the HIMYM cast before going onstage at ComicCon. Love this gang.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jun 26, 2015

It's a new day. Thank you Supreme Court. Thank you Justice Kennedy. Your opinion is profound, in more ways than you may know. #huzzah

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jan 1, 2015

Happy New Year! May your 2015 be filled with health, humor and happiness. Love, the Burtka-Harris Bunch

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Feb 15, 2019

I love being in love. Thanks for accepting my Valentine,

@Davidburtka

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jan 4, 2018

I love sharing a lifetime of adventures with this man. Thanks,

@burtka

. May 2018 be our most exciting year yet! #Patagonia

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Oct 31, 2013

Have a spooktacular night! Here's our family Halloween pic (via

@projectphotoboo

): Well done,

@DavidBurtka

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Neil Patrick Harris

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May 7, 2018

Can’t believe that tomorrow is my last day as Count Olaf. For over two years I’ve gotten to play in the most creative, visual, challenging, fantastical sandbox of my career. I’m super proud, and will miss it greatly.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Feb 14, 2014

Just finished the initial read thru of the final How I Met Your Mother. Ever. Holy moly. Just... holy dang moly. #soproud

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Aug 12, 2014

I am stunned and just reeling from the news of Robin Williams' death. He brought so much joy and heart to millions... Just, wow.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Dec 25, 2015

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good sight..!

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Apr 28, 2017

I'm missing my family. They're the bestest.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Dec 29, 2016

Debbie Reynolds played my grandma once, and she was the best. Hilarious, smart, bawdy, kind, classy. Losing her and Carrie this way? So sad.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Apr 1, 2015

Eleven years ago today, I went on a date with

@DavidBurtka

. Now we're married, have two kids, and great good times. Happy Anniversary!

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Neil Patrick Harris

@ActuallyNPH

Nov 3, 2016

Time to meet the incredibly handsome Count Olaf in this incredibly

@Unfortunate

teaser. Coming to Netflix Friday the 13th of January.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Sep 17, 2019

A Series of Unfortunate Events lost at last night’s Emmys to Sesame Street. I’d say I was bummed, but Catherine O’Hara told me: losing an Emmy to ‘When You Wish Upon A Pickle’ is in many ways, a funnier way to end the story. I like that. #befitting #countolaf

@netflix

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Neil Patrick Harris

@ActuallyNPH

Oct 9, 2017

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! I sure am thankful for Canada. I spend a majority of my time there lately, working, and there is a lot to love.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jun 8, 2017

Given all the political discourse today I think it important to note that my birthday is in one week. That's all. Shipping info's in my bio.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Feb 14, 2019

I’m not the Peacock.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Dec 15, 2017

This I Want for Xmas: the instrument I played in middle/high school - a French horn (brass, not blue. Sorry, Ted). I’d love to relearn how to play one again.

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Neil Patrick Harris

@ActuallyNPH

Apr 15, 2018

When I grow up, I wanna be

@Pink

in concert. She is a gorgeous, fearless, vocal powerhouse dancing acrobat super hero and I want to run away and join her circus.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jun 26, 2017

Happy NY Pride!! I'm so proud to live in such an inclusive, accepting city. Have fun, stand tall, help others and make smart choices!🌈🕺🏼❤️

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Aug 29, 2016

Gene Wilder passed away. Wow what a lovely career. Wonka, Dr. Frankenstein, Jim the Waco Kid... Sending strength to his wife of 25 yrs. #RIP

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Feb 22, 2015

Hey, I know that dude!

@TheAcademy

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Oct 2, 2017

I can’t wrap my head around the atrocity in Vegas. Sending my heart and deepest regrets to the families and friends affected. #prayforvegas

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jan 27, 2014

My face hurts from smiling. That was one of the coolest things I've ever gotten to see. Much much love. Well done, Grammys.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Sep 17, 2017

Haven't worn scrubs since '93. Now I'm back in 'em, helping

@Cigna

save 100K lives. Here's our #ad... Now #GoKnowTakeControl !

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Oct 12, 2014

Happy 4th birthday, Gideon and Harper. I can't believer that you used to be tiny baby things. And now, this.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jan 10, 2022

Absolutely stunned to hear about Bob Saget. He was always so kind and generous and hilarious. Gone too soon. #RIP

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Neil Patrick Harris

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May 23, 2015

I proudly raise a pint glass of Guinness and toast the people of Ireland for voting by a sweeping majority to legalize same sex marriage!

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Feb 27, 2017

What the what what?? What just happened?!? How did Emma Stone's name get in a second envelope? Weirdest. Ending. Ever.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jun 4, 2017

Given the stunning and tragic circumstances, it seems important to be kind, not cruel. Stay strong, London. Don't let random hate overwhelm.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Oct 10, 2017

I just watched the #lastjedi trailer and now I just, you know, really want to be in a Star Wars movie. I feel like a kid again. So stoked.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Apr 6, 2016

Tomorrow is my first day of shooting as Count Olaf. I'd cross my fingers but I can't trim my nails. #unfortunate

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Feb 11, 2013

I wanna be Adam Levine’s clothes.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Feb 28, 2015

So first I saw the dress as white and gold, and only that. Now, it's absolutely blue and black. How?!? Does this make me bi-dress-ual?

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Nov 1, 2012

Happy Halloween everyone! Hope your tricking and treating gotcha lotsa booty! Here’s our family costume pic: pic.twitter.com/lRJNkR59

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jul 20, 2013

We’re heading to our ComicCon panel, y’all!

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Mar 17, 2015

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Look out for leprechauns!

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jan 15, 2016

Star Wars: The Force Awakens not being nominated for a Best Picture Oscar is horse shit.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Nov 15, 2017

I just really do need to visit Australia now. They vote for love. Bravo! #progress

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jun 9, 2018

My birthday is less than a week away. Still plenty of time for gifts to arrive. Address in bio. Thanks in advance. I love it/them.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Feb 22, 2015

It's the day of the show, y'all. #Oscars

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Apr 20, 2021

Today is 4/20 aaaand Taco Tuesday. Dinner is going to be so delicious.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Apr 27, 2016

Too cool for school. But not really - it's just an expression. Kids: stay in school.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jan 15, 2018

“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” - -Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Nov 20, 2018

Dancing With the Stars just confirmed why I don’t watch Dancing With the Stars.

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I thought

was an excellent Oscar host last night. He’s classy, clever, and makes it all look so easy (which it most decidedly isn’t). The fact that he’s one of the nicer people you’ll ever meet is just gravy. And who doesn’t love gravy? #bravo

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Mar 18, 2016

This morning the family came downstairs to find that leprechauns had trashed the place! Gah! #mischief

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jun 15, 2013

Never mind. I’ve got the two best gifts in the world sitting right in front of me.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jun 26, 2016

Happy Pride Ever'one! Open your hearts, your eyes, your minds. All is love, all is good. Stand tall. Smile. Dance. Live life large! #pride

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Nov 22, 2021

Let’s do this. #TheMatrix 12.22.21

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Oct 12, 2016

It's National Coming Out Day. If you're a chick who chooses chicks or a dude who digs dudes today's a swell day to let it be known. #allgood

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jun 15, 2017

Today's my birthday! Yippee! All I ask is this: please, please no presents. Your twitterness is gift enough. #ish

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Feb 20, 2017

Happy Presidents' Day, for the most part.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Apr 6, 2014

Subject change: I love Gideon and Harper, and love that they love NYC.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jul 9, 2018

Playing the rebel is always fun. Especially when it’s for a

@Cigna

#ad to get you to an annual check-up. #GoKnowTakeControl

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Nov 26, 2016

I love my friends. I LOVE my family. But in some ways they all pale in comparison to the Day-After-Thanksgiving-Dinner sandwich.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jun 1, 2019

The new iPhone update claimed that I can use my phone to pay for subway rides, and what, whaaat? - IT WORKS! #awesome #apple #phoningitin #thefuture #MTA #fourfivesix

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Feb 27, 2017

I feel bad for all involved: Warren, Jimmy, Marc Platt and the incredible La La Land team. That said, congrats to Moonlight. It's brilliant.

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The great

took me on a boat ride around the city of NYC. What a fantastic way to celebrate my birthday!

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jun 15, 2020

Best birthday present ever.

apnews.com

Justices rule LGBT people protected from job discrimination

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Supreme Court ruled Monday that a landmark civil rights law protects gay, lesbian and transgender people from discrimination in employment, a resounding victory for LGBT rights...

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Oct 26, 2014

My book tour travels are now complete! Hope the book gives you a lift. Now back to these amazing knuckleheads. #NYC

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Mar 24, 2018

I am overwhelmed with pride and so inspired by the hundreds of thousands of people who are marching to end gun violence. And it’s all spearheaded by a younger, smarter generation. So awesome. #MarchForOurLives

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Neil Patrick Harris

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May 6, 2017

Happy Cinco de Mayo! I applaud the Mexican Army's victory at the Battle of Puebla in 1862 but I'm just not sure how mayonnaise got involved.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Oct 29, 2018

Apparently, both Watson and Harper slept well last night.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jan 1, 2019

Happy New Year! As a gift to you, I will SPOIL season 3 of Series of

@Unfortunate

Events (streaming tomorrow!) - I win! I catch the Baudelaire children, steal their fortunes, and end their lives. Ha! Well, I rewrote the script and am pretty sure they took my notes, sooo, 🤞🏼.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jan 8, 2014

Our children are obsessed with Frozen. I've heard Let It Go 83 thousand times. #stillloveit #idinarules

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jul 5, 2015

What a night..!

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Jul 8, 2013

How I Met Your Mother, season 9 has officially commenced! We had our first read thru today. Can’t believe it - the beginning of the end.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Apr 20, 2014

Wow. Instagram switched

@DavidBurtka

's handle when I linked Twitter to the post. Gross. Sorry. Here's the pic again:

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Neil Patrick Harris

@ActuallyNPH

May 29, 2014

A heartfelt HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the wonderful

@DavidBurtka

- the best dad in the world. I'm so glad you were born!

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Mar 3, 2014

Pink is fantastic. I'm over the moon about her Over The Rainbow.

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Neil Patrick Harris

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Apr 19, 2018

Sad about Barbara Bush’s passing. She lived quite a life - relocated her family 27 times, thrived in multiple presidential bubbles, accomplished lots as a First Lady, fought for global literacy - and showed humor and class through it all. May she rest in peace.

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