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    Alan Smithee‏ @ActualFlatticus 19 Mar 2017

    "Credibility". A play in four acts.pic.twitter.com/8IKYcsy5c2

    6:52 PM - 19 Mar 2017
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      2. Ehren Minkema‏ @TheEhren 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ActualFlatticus

        @mjp4liberty hmm. One of these photos is time-stamped significantly outside of the time frame of the rest. "Credibility"? 🤔

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Alan Smithee‏ @ActualFlatticus 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheEhren @mjp4liberty

        Did you think she was suggesting her mind was only temporarily messed up from hard drugs?

        2 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
      4. Wesley from Winnipeg‏ @ExWasimV 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ActualFlatticus @TheEhren @mjp4liberty

        most drugs are temporary....

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Alan Smithee‏ @ActualFlatticus 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ExWasimV @TheEhren @mjp4liberty

        Yes, I don't think that's how she meant it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Megabozo‏ @terrydappel 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ActualFlatticus @ExWasimV and

        Typically your mind is messed up to start with and that's why you take them.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Wesley from Winnipeg‏ @ExWasimV 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @terrydappel @ActualFlatticus and

        or five years later, you might be sober by then

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Alan Smithee‏ @ActualFlatticus 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ExWasimV @terrydappel and

        Yeah, I don't think it's the drugs.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Megabozo‏ @terrydappel 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ActualFlatticus @ExWasimV and

        Speaking from experience, heh heh heh, no. I don't either.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. SFF‏ @MiataMuc 24 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ActualFlatticus

        Wanted to retweet.. but blocked ?! @4Brunhilde

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      4. Alan Smithee‏ @ActualFlatticus 24 Mar 2017
        Replying to @4Brunhilde @MiataMuc

        I subscribed to a blocklist once.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. SFF‏ @MiataMuc 24 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ActualFlatticus @4Brunhilde

        Thanks. I like your tweets. :-)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
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      2. kevin shark‏ @boynamedshark 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ActualFlatticus @ByYourLogic

        really tarantino'd it for that 3rd act

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Alan Smithee‏ @ActualFlatticus 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @boynamedshark @ByYourLogic

        Bad directing is kind of my jam.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. ♡Land Of The Rising Sun♡‏ @Harajuku_Sakura 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ActualFlatticus @Pkgdogg92

        I don't even think "Firster" is a real world.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Alan Smithee‏ @ActualFlatticus 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Harajuku_Sakura @Pkgdogg92

        That's what Zaid Jilani got fired from CAP for saying. Israel Firsters.https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/post/uproar-over-anti-semitic-writings-reaches-the-white-house/2012/01/19/gIQAIKmNBQ_blog.html?utm_term=.4523d0abc086 …

        1 reply 4 retweets 3 likes
      4. Yusuf‏ @yusuf_VI 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ActualFlatticus

        Thank you goes out to @ZaidJilani for standing up to @amprog and the Israeli lobby. Be proud of the enemies you've made.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. PCM de Nault‏ @pcm_de 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ActualFlatticus @asamjulian

        oh my God...these cult ppl are complete nutters..or are they the paid "antifa"~OFA mercenaries disruptUSA?!

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Alan Smithee‏ @ActualFlatticus 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @pcm_de @asamjulian

        No, I think she's just crazy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. gay waiter Paul‏ @PaulSorrentino3 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ActualFlatticus @pcm_de @asamjulian

        crazy and needs to prove her intelligence due to her past involvement with drugs

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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