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Alan Smithee
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@ActualFlatticus

Alan Smithee

@ActualFlatticus

All posts are satirical and/or in the nature of parody. Nothing posted should ever be believed by anyone, ever, at any time, for any reason.

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    Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 22 Aug 2016

    1. So let's talk about what the Clinton Foundation does. First, they do not get drugs for AIDS patients. This is a common fiction.

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      1. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 22 Aug 2016

        @ActualFlatticus 2. That's CHAI, and it's an independent organization.

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      2. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 22 Aug 2016

        3. They have a childhood obesity program. It essentially offers consulting to schools on the issue. That's all.

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      3. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 22 Aug 2016

        4. They have a program to expand climate-smart agronomy. Again, it's pretty much just training and an anchor farm.

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      4. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 22 Aug 2016

        5. They do a lot of "social enterprise" work which appears to be venture capital funding alone.

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      5.  🐶Adam Pokornicky  🐶 ‏@callmethebear 24 Aug 2016

        @ActualFlatticus you can add Private Equity fund they have in Colombia as well. See here for details:http://libertyblitzkrieg.com/2015/11/18/exposed-the-clinton-foundation-is-running-a-20-million-private-equity-firm-in-colombia/ …

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      6. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 24 Aug 2016

        @callmethebear Yup, here's another one:http://nypost.com/2015/11/27/the-clintons-colombian-connection-a-secret-investment-fund/ …

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      1. Wife Soup ‏@RehabSneakers 24 Aug 2016

        @ActualFlatticus This is so gross. How many foundations do the Clintons need to be shady af?

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      2. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 24 Aug 2016

        @CAAHHRL_KOOORL Here's another one. Separate and unregulated.https://www.philanthropy.com/article/Clinton-Foundation-Raised-26/230673 …

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      3. Wife Soup ‏@RehabSneakers 24 Aug 2016

        @ActualFlatticus Jesus H. This is abhorrent. How the family/anyone can claim there are no conflicts is willfully blind or simply corrupt.

        1 reply 3 retweets 12 likes
      4. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 24 Aug 2016

        @CAAHHRL_KOOORL A little from column a, a little from column b.

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
      1. Welcome to 1984  🌹 ‏@welcome_2_1984 24 Aug 2016

        @ActualFlatticus So, there's this. What favors did HE buy?pic.twitter.com/jl2slUjMkA

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      2. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 24 Aug 2016

        @sharonhough Depends on the timing. But if I owned a lot of real estate in NY I'd give to my senator.

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      3. Welcome to 1984  🌹 ‏@welcome_2_1984 24 Aug 2016

        @ActualFlatticus Looks like that was 2009? So, she would have been SoS at the time. Right?

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      4. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 24 Aug 2016

        @sharonhough Could be anything. Visa issues, who knows.

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      5. Welcome to 1984  🌹 ‏@welcome_2_1984 24 Aug 2016

        @ActualFlatticus Funny, they claim he doesn't give to charity, yet he gave to the CF. 🤔

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      6. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 24 Aug 2016

        @sharonhough lol

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      1. LifebytheCreek ‏@lifebythecreek 24 Aug 2016

        @ActualFlatticus Haiti needs to be investigated. This is a start:http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/05/clinton-foundation-haiti-117368 …

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      2. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 24 Aug 2016

        @lifebythecreek This too:https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2016/03/10/hillary-clinton-needs-to-answer-for-her-actions-in-honduras-and-haiti/?utm_term=.27a90d618fcf …

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      3. LifebytheCreek ‏@lifebythecreek 24 Aug 2016

        @ActualFlatticus The crazy thing to me is that Haiti elections have been postponed; second round moved to January 2017. How.. peculiar.

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      1. CCCINNC ‏@CCCINNC 25 Aug 2016

        @ActualFlatticus Why is NO ONE citing the Congressional Inquiry of the CF "Unlawfully" soliciting Foreign $$$pic.twitter.com/jqrIbYiDwn

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      2. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 25 Aug 2016

        @CCCINNC IRS exempt organizations division is investigating them in response to it.

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      3. CCCINNC ‏@CCCINNC 25 Aug 2016

        @ActualFlatticus You mean like the @FBI Investigation???

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      4. Alan Smithee ‏@ActualFlatticus 25 Aug 2016

        @CCCINNC @FBI Likely the same result, but no, this one's the IRS.

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