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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Dec 2017

    Trump's fulfilled the three campaign promises I care about: 1. Overfeeding fish like a FUCKIN BOSS 2. Having the second scoop of ice cream delivered automatically like he's fuckin SINATRA AT THE TROP 3. Pounding Diet Coke like a VIKING POET

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    19 Jan 2018
    Replying to

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  3. 19 Jan 2018

    ew gross

    Romance rumors swirl around Lorde and Jack Antonoff
    8 replies 17 retweets 47 likes
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  4. 19 Jan 2018

    observation, no?

    College teachers are commonly second-raters, for a man who really knows a subject is seldom content to spend his lifetime teaching it
    6 replies 29 retweets 84 likes
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  5. Retweeted
    19 Jan 2018

    NYT offense here is a straightforward description of what happened

    The NY Times is awful.
    35 replies 276 retweets 823 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    19 Jan 2018

    Nice work

    A government shutdown would deal huge blow to our economy – and the clock is ticking
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  7. Retweeted
    28 Sep 2015

    A government shutdown would deal huge blow to our economy – and the clock is ticking

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  8. Retweeted
    19 Jan 2018

    Pick one

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  9. Retweeted
    19 Jan 2018

    I try not to tempt the karmic fates by gloating over this guy revealing himself over the last year, but I'm a dinosaur, not a saint.

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  10. Retweeted
    19 Jan 2018

    Witness the full power of your True Conservative Hero in action.

    There’s no good reason to not include a DACA fix in this bill. Bigotry within elements of the GOP used to ‘just’ mean that party leaders couldn’t advance immigration and criminal justice reform. Emboldened by Trump, it now means that they can’t keep the government running.
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  11. 19 Jan 2018

    sorry to upset some folks but people who combine watching tv and tweeting about it are lonely and sad. It would be good to find a new hobby or friend.

    10 replies 6 retweets 41 likes
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  12. 19 Jan 2018

    is this guy an in watching TV all fucking day and night?

    The gaggle right now is Schumer sitting while Graham talks to a group around him.
    8 replies 15 retweets 58 likes
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    19 Jan 2018

    Here’s everything you need to know about Democrats, they call Americans “deplorables” and illegal immigrants “dreamers.”

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  14. Retweeted
    19 Jan 2018

    Maybe Lindsey Garaham will leave Congress if we give him his own little destroyer and let him shoot missiles wherever he wants.

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  15. Retweeted
    19 Jan 2018

    Official White House statement on

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  16. 19 Jan 2018

    "We faked a RICO case against ourselves. What happened next will AMAZE you."

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  17. 19 Jan 2018

    i'm still thinking this is just more stupid clickbait to get people to click on garbage Newsweek

    Newsweek probe focused on alleged money laundering
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  18. Retweeted
    19 Jan 2018

    Don’t Democrats feel the least bit obligated to represent American citizens first, above people who are here illegally? I guess not.

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  19. Retweeted
    19 Jan 2018

    I'm monitoring Russian Troll Farms and they're prepping the as we speak. Or maybe this Vodka and Modelo mix was a really bad idea.

    any word from the on the shutdown?
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  20. 19 Jan 2018

    dude went into his hair stylist and said "Michael Douglas, 1987, please"

    The publisher of the L.A. Times has been placed on unpaid leave amid a sexual harassment investigation
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  21. 19 Jan 2018

    The publisher of the L.A. Times has been placed on unpaid leave amid a sexual harassment investigation
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