Accidental CISO

@AccidentalCISO

I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.

United States
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2019.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    16. pro 2019.

    On the bright side, I haven’t quit yet.

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    Great security leaders mostly copy ideas from other places. (Psst, check out UX and design.)

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    prije 6 sati

    How I learned to love writing tech documentation and how you can get other people to love it too (including yourself). A thread.

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  4. Me: I’m thinking an ultra-wide is the way to go. Wife: Wait, now you’re thinking about mobile homes? Me: No, no. That’s double-wide. I’m talking about computer monitors. Wife: You better be.

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    This conversation brings up a good point though... the disconnect between who is doing the work and who is managing the teams. Is there clear and concise path to communication? Are there impediments in training, learning, workflow tasks that could affect the team? Productivity?

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    Abuse is real. The Johnny Depp hashtag stuff is opening some wounds I've worked to keep closed. As twitter and kept me together, it's time to come clean with that pain I was domestically abused for more than two years You all saved my life. Literally. Thread... 1/33

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    Is technical debt always a byproduct of poor design?

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    did.. did this Gary Larson strip actually.. come true? (Twitch, etc videogame streamers making a good living at *literally* playing videogames?)

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    Who I am? I am you. We are "us". We can be the best. S A F E _ S E (I had no other "E"... but Warren is awesome) C S

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    I'm trying to load up a mongo db into a container, then connect to an app that I am successfully launching into Azure with Github actions. Does anyone want to book an appointment with me to help me? I've never used mongo, and the app was designed to run locally, not 'cloud-ly'.

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    In an unexpected power play, my wife hijacked the car and rerouted us to a Japanese hibachi and sushi joint.

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    I can always tell when I’ve had an overactive day on twitter because the iOS app starts loosing its mind and ability to render my timeline correctly without giant gaps.

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    Kids, put on your nice clothes. We’re going to Taco Bell.

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    I don’t know who needs to hear this, but interest rates are really low right now. It’s a good time to look into a mortgage refinance. I’ve recently talked to multiple lenders offering <3% on a 15-year fixed conventional mortgage. 🤓

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    Embrace tickets. Without a ticket, the work never happened. It is invisible and anecdotal. You can’t defend your capacity or justify headcount with mere legends. You need the stats. You need the audit trail. You need the documentation.

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    These paid roles are on my team in Michigan. You'll be challenged building blue team capability and learning from the best team. You'll also work from the backlog and not just stare at a console.

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    Success is when they say, ‘hey, we have a problem, let’s go to security and see how they can help us solve this’ instead of ‘oh great, we have a problem, we gotta go talk to security and be told no.’

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    And on that note, I'm off to bed.

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    What say you? Accidental CISO is:

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    Hey y'all, my company needs a senior system admin with some SCOM, SCCM experience. Govt cleared but can work with an S if you are solid

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