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The Internet's Last Hope For Comedy. From the makers of SNL, The Tonight Show, and Portlandia.

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  2. 8 hours ago

    the internet is a horrifying place

    7:23 AM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    10 retweets 23 likes
  3. Apr 9

    How to Pick Up Boys: Phone Edition:

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  4. Apr 9

    Ambivalent Gorilla:

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  5. Apr 8

    Forget Connery Or Brosnan, The Best Bond Is The One Between A Boy And His Mother:

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  6. Apr 8

    Staff Favorite Videos: Flamethrowers, American Idols, and Trump Steak

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    Apr 8

    "what if instead of the watermelon we used a live rat?"

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  8. Apr 8

    Here’s a loop of Obama saying “pussy” in 1995. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

    Here’s a loop of Obama saying “pussy” in 1995. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
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    12:45 PM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
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  9. Apr 8

    Would It Kill Us To Have A Trivia AFTERNOON!?!:

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  10. Apr 8

    All These Sequels Are Tarnishing The Legacy Of My Angry Birds Star Wars Fruit Snacks:

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  11. Apr 8

    9:56 AM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
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  12. Apr 8

    6 Celebrities Who Should Be Internet Memes:

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  13. Apr 8

    Russell Crowe Sinks His Teeth Into Fallon’s Birthday Treat:

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  14. Apr 7

    James Corden, Melissa McCarthy, and Kristen Schaal Chat With Their Mouthguards In:

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    1 retweet 3 likes
  15. Apr 7

    Whole Foods Opens Affordable Grocery Store For “The Yucky Poors”:

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    1 retweet 3 likes
  16. Apr 7

    Ted Cruz’s NYC Itinerary Includes Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner At Jekyll and Hyde:

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  17. Apr 7

    But Without American Idol, Who Will I Never Listen To?:

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    1 retweet 10 likes
  18. Apr 7

    How to Pick Up Boys: Aspiring Musician Edition:

    9:59 AM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
    3 retweets 8 likes
  19. Apr 6

    Amy Schumer: “Help! I’m Trapped In The Bermuda Triangle Of Female Body Image”:

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    2 retweets 8 likes
  20. Apr 6

    Founder Charlize Theron Stages Midnight Sit-In At Sephora:

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    2 retweets 9 likes
  21. Apr 6

    I KNEW Cuba Gooding Jr. Didn’t Kill Nicole Brown Simpson:

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    6 retweets 8 likes

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