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@AbouMarwan

I'm not old, I'm vintage!

Egypt
Joined May 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Nov 2015

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  2. May 29

    Brain: I will create a universe with a diverse population, different characteristics, a storyline and a devious plot. A year of work in five of minutes sleeping. Same brain: fails to remember all the hard work done five minutes after waking up.

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  3. May 28

    Wiki how to pet 3 dogs with two hands.

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  4. May 23

    3rd! Who would’ve thought.

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  5. May 23
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  6. May 19
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  7. May 17

    No safety in numbers.

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  8. May 16

    ALLLLLLLISSSSONN

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  9. May 13
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  10. May 8
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  11. May 7

    What did you do, Twitter?

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  12. May 6

    Believing I had supernatural powers, I slammed into a brick wall.

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  13. May 1

    العيد بكرة كل سنة وانتم طيبين

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  14. May 1
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  15. May 1

    هو البحر منين لو سمحت؟

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  16. May 1

    الجماعة بتوع نيتفليكس شايفين إن احنا مترددين ومش عارفين عايزين أيه فقرروا يساعدونا

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  17. Apr 29
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  18. Apr 28

    Now anyone wearing a mask can unlock your phone in your sleep if that feature is enabled. THANK YOU APPLE.

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  19. Apr 28
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  20. Apr 25

    أخيراً شهر عقاري مميكن

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  21. Apr 24
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