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@abekingdom

imagine yourself as me. he/him.

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Joined February 2012
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  1. Jan 16

    slowly turning off all the hashtag resistance retweets for all of the boomer authors / musicians I follow like its the 'shutting down HAL' scene from 2001

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  2. Jan 15

    heretics of dune, the only book that dares to ask 'what if evil space nuns could fuck real good?'

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  3. Jan 14

    For some reason I never got heavy into the world of ghost box but now I am so there's a pretty good chance someone I know's gonna get a text that starts "hey, wanna talk about ~*hAuNtOlOgY*~...."

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  4. Jan 13

    Thanks to the guy from pg&e for identifying the anonymous switch in my house that activated my furnace so I no longer have to live like a slab of frozen beef

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  5. Jan 13

    Debating whether to change my display name to "Sewage Outlaw" which is a joke that has a total audience of one (1)

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  6. Jan 8

    Happy fuckin friday

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  7. Jan 6

    Moved to a new place in the semi-burbs that’s right next to the freeway and it sounds kinda like a droney Coil track at all times, it’s p great tbh

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  8. Jan 6

    I’m dead. I died.

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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 6

    Aaaaaand when we finally pulled in for the night, my mom and dad were sitting in the driveway waiting for us completely unannounced. With more stuff. Poor Alex has *those* kind of in-laws.

    Well in other news, we finally moved everything in to the new house today and will be spending our first night there. It was a weird day to be moving furniture and the dogs and still live-streaming the news. It was supposed to be a happy day with the vote, the move, and Georgia.
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  10. Jan 5

    Luv 2 make basic requests to make my work on a shared project easier and be ~*cOmPlEtElY iGnOrEd*~

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  11. Jan 4

    why do I always browse twitter on a day I'm trying to hide from WK spoilers? what on earth do I think is going to happen??

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  12. Jan 3

    spam emails now just straight up screaming insults at me

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  13. Dec 31

    Interrupted watching old Jeopardy episodes to watch something with the appropriate energy for the end of this year

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  14. Dec 31

    it was pretty good odds I'd spend the dregs of 2020 drinking rum and listening to MF DOOM and here we are

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  15. 31 Dec 2020

    2020 will not be stopped

    Rest In Peace MF DOOM. The legendary, elusive rapper and producer has died at age 49. 💔
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    25 Dec 2020

    Besides it being Christmas, it’s also the 5 year anniversary of my first “date” with . I heard he was spending Christmas alone cause he wasn’t flying home so I invited him to go Christmas night bar happpong with my friends for our old 12 Bars of Christmas tradition.

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    25 Dec 2020

    Merry Christmas

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  18. 25 Dec 2020

    Etc

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  19. 25 Dec 2020

    In this house we only play the classics this time of year

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  20. 24 Dec 2020

    drinking hot chocolate with spiced whiskey, listening to the vince guaraldi trio, happy holidays y'all

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