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Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. @BeetlejuiceBway alumnus. Hussy-band of @XXRosebudz. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness. Avatar by @Mr_S_Crane.

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    Abe Goldfarb‏ @AbeGoldfarb 26 Jun 2021

    Abe Goldfarb Retweeted

    I want you to remember: no matter how bad you fuck up, you didn’t fuck up “literally destroy the Tour de France with a cardboard sign” bad. https://twitter.com/mylissafitz/status/1408825969389887491 …

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    4:19 pm - 26 Jun 2021
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      2. Mari‏ @Flat_What 26 Jun 2021
        Replying to @AbeGoldfarb

        On the other hand, I have too much empathy so anxiety spikes anyway with this kind of video XD

        1 reply . 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Trading4Freedom, Novice OTC Stock Trader 🧢‏ @Cynic4Yang 27 Jun 2021
        Replying to @Flat_What @AbeGoldfarb

        It was a huge mistake, sure, but it’s going to be with her for the rest of her life no matter where she goes or what’s she does. That’s crazy and terrifying.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. ashlie atkinson‏Verified account @ashlieatkinson 26 Jun 2021
        Replying to @AbeGoldfarb

        Was this today?????

        1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Abe Goldfarb‏ @AbeGoldfarb 26 Jun 2021
        Replying to @ashlieatkinson

        I believe so!

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      2. John Eddy‏ @jaydeflix 26 Jun 2021
        Replying to @AbeGoldfarb @JenReadsRomance

        Hopefully that guy doesn't follow you...

        2 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Chris‏ @DapperAsDarren 26 Jun 2021
        Replying to @jaydeflix @AbeGoldfarb @JenReadsRomance

        I don’t think it matters. Something tells me this would be the French equivalent to the man who caught that baseball years ago. I felt bad for him.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Trying to get on Tucker‏ @AWeinerdad 26 Jun 2021
        Replying to @AbeGoldfarb

        Why was he allowed access to cardboard?

        2 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Michael Brown‏ @Supermathie 27 Jun 2021
        Replying to @AWeinerdad @AbeGoldfarb

        They lost the arms race.

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      1. Tsu - ☆☆ in any given gacha game‏ @WakuiTsubasa 26 Jun 2021
        Replying to @AbeGoldfarb

        I suddenly feel way better about myself.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. James Finley‏ @crazyfinley 26 Jun 2021
        Replying to @AbeGoldfarb

        Depends on intent. Cause this could be a fuck up or a win.

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