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Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. @BeetlejuiceBway alumnus. Hussy-band of @XXRosebudz. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness. Avatar by @Mr_S_Crane.

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    Abe Goldfarb‏ @AbeGoldfarb 6 Jan 2020

    So I watched Ricky Gervais’ Golden Globes opener. 1. If you’re going to roast people, don’t spend half the roast congratulating yourself for doing it. 2. When you’re a rich comedian with a Netflix deal, you’re not the Radical Truth Teller In A Room Full Of Showbiz Phonies.

    8:33 AM - 6 Jan 2020
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      2. Abe Goldfarb‏ @AbeGoldfarb 6 Jan 2020

        I’ve enjoyed Gervais in the past. I still think he’s a good actor and sometimes a terrific writer, though his pettiness & transphobia have put me off almost entirely. His provocations feel joyless now. Last night was like an unhappy drunk trying to get thrown out of the bar.

        46 replies 246 retweets 5,651 likes
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      3. Abe Goldfarb‏ @AbeGoldfarb 6 Jan 2020

        The MAGAs are in my mentions cackling over how incredibly mad I am that Gervais owned me and the other phonies last night. Truly, my fury is white hot and cleansing.

        20 replies 46 retweets 2,974 likes
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      4. Abe Goldfarb‏ @AbeGoldfarb 6 Jan 2020

        The last thing I can bring myself to say about Gervais is that when your most ardent defenders are MAGA and Qanon, maybe do an extra pass on your jokes next time.

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      2. bex.‏ @rebelllest 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @AbeGoldfarb

        Just bring back Tina and Amy, please.

        5 replies 1 retweet 318 likes
      3. __mifflin__‏ @muraii 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @rebelllest @shesinthetardis @AbeGoldfarb

        YES. Please.

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
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      2. Courtney Enlow‏Verified account @courtenlow 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @AbeGoldfarb

        How has he not drowned in his own smug by now?

        8 replies 2 retweets 767 likes
      3. Abe Goldfarb‏ @AbeGoldfarb 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @courtenlow

        It’s depressing to watch. He really used to make special things, used to cut his cynicism with empathy. Now it’s just preening self-regard.

        16 replies 11 retweets 793 likes
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      2. Abe Goldfarb‏ @AbeGoldfarb 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @kKenedy75

        I’m glad you can see my anger. It’s volcanic. Uncontrollable. Sensual.

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      2. Howard Prime‏ @BluishCheckMark 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @AbeGoldfarb

        so sorry this is happening to you.

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      3. Abe Goldfarb‏ @AbeGoldfarb 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @BluishCheckMark

        .....tweeting?

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