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I’m Aaron Sparrow, and SO CAN YOU! 🇺🇸
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Writer: Animation, comics: Darkwing Duck, HBO’s Young Justice, Warcraft: Family Values, DMC3, more. YouTube gadabout. Satirist, here to mock your sacred cows.

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    I’m Aaron Sparrow, and SO CAN YOU!  🇺🇸‏ @Aaron_Sparrow 13 Aug 2020

    Naming your daughter “Captain Phasma” is pretty much saying “We’re really excited for you and your potential, but ultimately you’re going to end up a huge disappointment.” 😂pic.twitter.com/KZXeLf7EUu

    9:34 am - 13 Aug 2020
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      1. Ben DeClue‏ @bendeclue 13 Aug 2020
        Replying to @Aaron_Sparrow

        she will look cool tho

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      2. I’m Aaron Sparrow, and SO CAN YOU!  🇺🇸‏ @Aaron_Sparrow 13 Aug 2020
        Replying to @Rliyen

        Just ask my son, Jar-Jar Binks Sparrow.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. The Oklahoma Kid (believes in Roe v Wade) 🐾‏ @jeepgirl77 13 Aug 2020
        Replying to @ScienceJesus @Aaron_Sparrow

        And I thought my first name was bad with Talia (Tuh-lee-uh). I take it back - my parents were saints.

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      2. Juh-neece‏ @R_JaniceOrlando 13 Aug 2020
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        Obvious shit-post is obvious

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      3. I’m Aaron Sparrow, and SO CAN YOU!  🇺🇸‏ @Aaron_Sparrow 13 Aug 2020
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        pic.twitter.com/vzNnGXJD5r

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      1. Context Variable‏ @ContextVariable 13 Aug 2020
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        Phasma got robbed. In both movies.

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      2. J Korr‏ @KorrJ 13 Aug 2020
        Replying to @Aaron_Sparrow

        I’m conflicted...between which is more mind boggling: seriously wanting to use that name, or seriously being surprised that the feedback was so negative (despite explaining their ‘reasoning’...). LoL - SMH

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      3. I’m Aaron Sparrow, and SO CAN YOU!  🇺🇸‏ @Aaron_Sparrow 13 Aug 2020
        Replying to @KorrJ

        I think “Phasma” is a cool enough name... it’s saddling them with “Captain” that I think condemns their child to needing to learn to fight. 😂 Maybe just name her Gwendolyn, after the incredible (but sadly wasted in the sequels) Gwendolyn Christie? Gwendolyn Phasma Lastname.

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