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Hello, I am a bear. Replacement furs for humans are available here: bonfire.com/store/a-bear/
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Things whales and bears have in common: -Familiar with water -Same distance from sun -Not allowed in the dumpsters even though there are treasures there and we both deserve those treasures and there is no need to yell at me, I just want treasures -Treasures -Know a fish?
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whales are a lot like bears except they live in different places and also all the other ways they are different
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You never know when you will smell a smell for the last time, so always be sure to give each smell a thorough smell. I am a bear.
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I sometimes imagine running with the pack of dogs I see running around. I am a bear.
4 panel comic with splash image and title up top. Title: Running Free. Image: dog tracks near an ocean with a no entry sign with a seagull sitting on it.

Panel 1: A bear looks at a pack of dogs running through the sand of a shoreline. A word box says:  sometimes I see a pack of dogs running.

Panel 2: a bear imagines running with them. A word box says: and I imagine running with them.

Panel 3: the dogs run off toward the ocean. A word box says: Until they are gone.

Panel 4: A Bear looks on toward where they went. A word box says: And I am sitting still.
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No matter how far we go, we always come home maybe? I am lost. I am a bear.
4 panel comic with splash title. Splash title: The Return (sort of), image of some UFOs above a tropical island, crabs in the foreground.

Panel 1: A bear and an alien sit in a UFO above earth. A word box says: We all come home eventually. 

Panel 2: An alien drops a bear off onto the island waves goodbye. A bear wanders off toward a beach. A word box says: No matter how far we go…

Panel 3: The UFO flies off and a bear watches. Word boxes say: …we always.. Wait.

Pa el 4: A bear looks around, confused. A word box says: I have no idea where I am.
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