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@A_single_bear

Hello, I am a bear. Replacement furs for humans are available here:

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 20

    Hello, I am a bear. If you would like a on a replacement fur for your human-shaped body (I am sorry, raccoons and frogs), please consider this one:

    5 replies 34 retweets 196 likes
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  2. 15 hours ago

    When the summer light lingers, I use the respite to see the inhabitants of my favorite dumpster a bit longer into the night. Hello, opossum. Hello, night napkins. Hello, slippery bags. It is nice to be here.

    37 retweets 385 likes
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  3. Jun 29

    I broke some stuff again.

    23 replies 84 retweets 801 likes
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  4. Jun 29

    Unfortunately, this almost always leads to being yelled at. I am a bear.

    0:43
    Mother bear takes cubs for swim in a pool, as record temperatures scorch Canada 🐻☀️🌡️
    5 replies 149 retweets 1,001 likes
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  5. Jun 28

    I do not know when anything starts or ends.

    8 replies 137 retweets 740 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    Jun 20

    Hello, I am a bear. If you would like a on a replacement fur for your human-shaped body (I am sorry, raccoons and frogs), please consider this one:

    5 replies 34 retweets 196 likes
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  7. Jun 27

    A guide for when you do not know what to do and you are a bear: -Try to forget that something needs to be done -Maybe it will still get done by accident -Spend time looking at the sky -I do not remember what this guide is for? -Develop a guide for when you are not sure what to do

    7 replies 143 retweets 671 likes
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  8. Retweeted
    Jun 21

    There are many ways to experience bearness probably. One such way is that you can now have a displayed on yourself if you would like:

    1 reply 14 retweets 122 likes
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  9. Jun 25

    I am not ready to be seen.

    21 replies 266 retweets 1,105 likes
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  10. Jun 24

    It was chaos: two birds fighting over the leg of what looked like a third bird who was not present. I simply backed away. I am a bear.

    7 replies 55 retweets 613 likes
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  11. Jun 23

    I do not know why anything happens, but it is only upsetting when I think about it.

    3 replies 171 retweets 704 likes
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  12. Jun 22

    Everything happened again.

    10 replies 208 retweets 834 likes
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  13. Jun 22

    I hope I find a new smell today. I am a bear.

    6 replies 64 retweets 735 likes
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  14. Jun 21

    I am not good at jumping. I am a bear.

    11 replies 79 retweets 778 likes
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  15. Jun 21

    There are many ways to experience bearness probably. One such way is that you can now have a displayed on yourself if you would like:

    1 reply 14 retweets 122 likes
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  16. Jun 19

    Reasons why I have been yelled at: -Being a bear near someone who can yell at me -I cannot think of other reasons why I have been yelled -Please stop yelling at me -I am just being a bear

    12 replies 270 retweets 1,693 likes
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  17. Jun 18

    I do not know where I am right now, so I will try not to focus on how I do not know where I am right now.

    9 replies 92 retweets 634 likes
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  18. Jun 17

    How to approach the deer across the river: -Do not -He will continue to stare at you -As you enjoy the river -Because he is a vicious creature -Who does not care if his deep, dark stare pierces your very being -Stare back -Oh no this is uncomfortable -I do not know what to do now

    5 replies 118 retweets 783 likes
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  19. Jun 16

    The forest often seems unaware of me, but when I tripped over a stick this morning, it really felt like the forest knew. I am a bear.

    3 replies 82 retweets 720 likes
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  20. Jun 15

    There is no rule against being mean to me, but I will definitely not enjoy it. I am a bear.

    6 replies 167 retweets 914 likes
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