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Hello, I am a bear.
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I do not know what to do when I do not know a word for a thing. I try to stare at the thing until it says the word it is, but it never does.
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Here are some questions humans asked me and my answers: https://helloiamabear.com/2017/02/13/qa2017/ … (Thank you, humans.)
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Is the future a bunch of events that each exist in its own place or one long event that exists in one long place and are there deer in both?
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Hello, if you would like to ask me any questions, please ask them. Here are questions I have answered in the past:https://helloiamabear.com/qa/
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Reasons not to leave my cave: -Snake aggression (obviously) -Hidden sharp stick -Judgmental birds -The Deer Across the River -So many snakes
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Sometimes I worry the horrible things I think are afflicting me are just vicious thoughts that I made so I am really just afflicting myself?
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Some caves should not be ventured into. They are filled deep with terror. Other caves are filled with bats, which are marginally less scary.
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I cannot exactly describe it, but there seems to be an ever present feeling of inevitable doom that follows me, and also I found four worms.
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I got lost, and some humans shouted at me when I asked for directions. I feel like this is becoming a trend. I am a bear.
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Cats do not frighten me. But cat ghosts? They are (probably) terrifying... Also, cats are scary. I am a bear.
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I found a flat cardboard box in the dumpster. It smelled delicious, but there was nothing inside. I was disappointed.
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Some parts of me are soft, others are not. I wish my body would be more consistent. I am a bear.
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Please stop biting my toes, whoever is biting my toes while I nap.
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This is very good sauce that I found in this plastic bag and I would share with you, foaming raccoon, but you scare me and have sharp teeth.
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Always be yourself, even if rabbits and certain birds (hawks) don't like it. I am a bear...and you are wonderful.
#TuesdayMotivation -
Not everything goes the way you want it to. Once I wanted to nap but several birds who were arguing with each other would not let me rest.
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I found a discarded bag of chips that still had many crumbs inside. A bird stole it from me... I think I might take a nap now. I am a bear.
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The pros and cons of mud and why birds can be mean but also are not since it is not really about me? I am confused:http://helloiamabear.com/2017/02/06/mud/
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Hello, I am a bear. You can read more about my being a bear here:https://helloiamabear.com/bear-thoughts/
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Humans are shouting at glowing rectangles in their caves. Please stop. It is very scary. I am a bear.
A bear
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