That's why he's been happily married for so many years
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Also never go to sleep on an argument.
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Disagreed. Get some rest. Perspectives can shift after a night of sleep!
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He ain't wrong
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And not the three words which are less key: "You started it."
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Oh, my wife and I figured this out years ago. We just live in separate homes!

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Then it's not sincere and the pride overshadowed the love.
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The celibate Pontiff is giving marriage advice to couples
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Great advice, but he forgot to mention, always put the lid down.
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And never leave just one square of TP for your spouse.
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